Headlines you can't make up...

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

And the headline read: Hawkmoths use their genitals to scare off bats.

[Mister Hoarse]

Time to use this genitals

[Mister Hoarse]

And the headline read: Hawkmoths use their genitals to scare off bats.

Put the mouse down and back away from the internet...

[Stinky Wizzleteats+]

Professional courtesy saves Rosenhaus from being eaten

Posted by Mike Florio on July 11, 2013, 6:13 PM EDT

Several of you have sent a video of what purports to be agent Drew Rosenhaus wrestling a shark, but which appears to be some snorkeled guy in the water who is grabbing a shark by the tail while others shout hysterical words of caution, and profanity.

That’s not a knock on Rosenhaus. It takes balls to get into the water with a shark. Along with a willingness to risk having said balls consumed by said shark. Along with the rest of one’s body.

But Rosenhaus probably was safe all the time, like when Tom Hanks jumped in to the ocean with Daryl Hannah. You know the old joke about lawyers and sharks. The same punch line applies here.

The fish wouldn’t have eaten Rosenhaus as a professional courtesy.

[oneinchpunch]

[Mister Hoarse]

Sum Dum Fuk just got himself canned.

[oneinchpunch]

Sum Dum Fuk just got himself canned.

That's gotta get past 4 people before it hits air.

[KarlC]

That's gotta get past 4 people before it hits air.

And I bet the first 3 got the joke....

[KarlC]

Big blue cock erected on fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar Square.

[Mister Hoarse]

What happens after its been up for 4 hours?

[KarlC]

What happens after its been up for 4 hours?

I would say "contact a physician", but it's going to be up for 18 months. :biggrin: