I know very little about horse racing or the Triple Crown, but I suspect Mister Hoarse would have a good shot at winning the Tipple Crown.
True story: When I was a teen dating my first girlfriend in La Mesa, I was at their home playing Trivial Pursuit. Her dad asked me to name which races make up the Triple Crown. I answered, "The Kentucky Derby, um... Belmont Stakes... um... um... Preakness... um......." And I writhed in agonized contortions, putting on quite the show for a full five minutes before blurting out, "I give up! I can't remember the fourth one!" They had managed to keep straight faces through all this but finally had a good laugh at my expense.
True story: When I was a teen dating my first girlfriend in La Mesa, I was at their home playing Trivial Pursuit. Her dad asked me to name which races make up the Triple Crown. I answered, "The Kentucky Derby, um... Belmont Stakes... um... um... Preakness... um......." And I writhed in agonized contortions, putting on quite the show for a full five minutes before blurting out, "I give up! I can't remember the fourth one!" They had managed to keep straight faces through all this but finally had a good laugh at my expense.
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