CB Jason Verrett, TCU

[Mister Hoarse]

When I was a kid, I asked a medium if the Chargers would ever win a Super Bowl. He said no.

Thanks for ruining our chances. Jerk.


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[thelightningwill]

It's more like being in a celibate relationship with the world's biggest cocktease. The blue in our color scheme is from our balls.

Or being a Chargers fan could be like being the guy on the couch. Nobody really pays attention to us, and our chances of scoring are kind of slim. Plus, people might draw dicks on our cheeks. But, hey! Free place to sleep. Free access to the kegerator and weed stash. And, if we lay here long enough, somebody will probably blow us.

Wait, is that what a Chargers fan's life is like, or was that just my college life?

[Millionaire Wussy]

Ummm, not even close.

oh yeah, man. We're getting injury bombs coming in. Can't block worth shit bombs. Can't tackle for shit bombs. Can't pay the refs enough scratch to get some calls bombs...

[Millionaire Wussy]

oh yeah, man. We're getting injury bombs coming in. Can't block worth shit bombs. Can't tackle for shit bombs. Can't pay the refs enough scratch to get some calls bombs...

ALL of us have PTSD!

[KNSD]

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. It ain't over fellas. It hasn't even started yet.

Right now the Chargers just took a deep breath and dove under that massive injury wave. They're clawing to the bottom sand and the backwash is tossing them about. Next week they'll come up for some air and continue to move a little further out so they can catch that big playoff wave into shore.